The Mullet

THE MULLET

DEFINITION
Mullet (mulit): a hairstyle, common among those of lower socio-economic status, consisting of short, well groom hair on the anterior area of the head and long, streamlined locks on the posterior area of the head.

ANATOMY OF A MULLET
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CLASSIC MULLET
This specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic gray mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plume while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The earnings tank top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all b shout points to this fine specimens overall look and mulletude.

NOMENCLATURE
Mullet Synonyms: Drape Ape, Wisconsin Waterfall, disseminated sclerosis Mud Flap, Missouri Compromise, Louisiana Purchase, Neck Blanket

SUBSPECIES
CAMARO CUT
The Camaro Mullet utilise to have full reign over the mullet brethren, just that was back in the 70s and 80s. This species has fallen from grace since, but cornerstone still be seen enjoying REO Speedwagon and Styx concerts, or up in the domed stadium cooking up crank. Distinguishing features include: a molester mustache (peach fuzzy), tight acid wash jeans, and an ever present key ring hanging from the belt loop. Feel the mulletude emanating through your computer top from this rare pic.





SUBSPECIES
ANOTHER FINE SPECIMEN OF THE CAMARO CUT

SUBSPECIES
CORVETTE CUT (a novelty of the Camaro Cut with circa 1977 frizz)

SUBSPECIES
MINI-TRUCK MULLET
Thought to be extinct in 1994, the Mini-truck mullet is a rare sighting indeed, usually too sleek to be caught on camera. The Mini-truck mullet flap ends close to the roll in the hay of the neck, sporting a more conservative look. The preferred raiment of this species is Oakley Razorblade sunglasses, a turtleneck shirt with a gold amaze and chain (hanging proudly), accompanied by tight fitting guess? jeans. The vehicle owned by the Mini-truck mullet almost perpetually has a lame slogan airbrushed on the tailgate (U Snooz, U Looz, Teal Dream etc.) and a No apprehension, Fear This,...If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



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